McDarkAge™: Your 10,000-Year Future Served in 10 Minutes
Because Waiting for the Apocalypse is Bad for Business
Following the previous post
DarkFi’s official 10 000 year projected future, what Rachel was actually saying in that talk and about how DarkFi’s source material is really used, whether she knew it or not, has arrived now. With Deepseek.
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GLOBAL DIGITAL HEGEMONY HEADQUARTERS – McDarkAge™ is proud to announce the successful compression of civilizational collapse into a convenient, franchise-ready business model. Why let dystopia unfold organically over millennia when we can deliver it faster than a food delivery app?
Our Innovation: Skip the Journey, Get the Destination
“We realized people don’t actually want the struggle of building a better future,” said our Chief Visionary Officer. “They want the aesthetic of resistance with the convenience of total compliance. McDarkAge™ delivers both.”
Key Features:
• Sovereignty Deprecation: Why maintain expensive principles when you can monetize their abandonment? Our streamlined process turns your moral compromises into quarterly bonuses.
• The “Get Slashed” Liquidity Protocol: We’ve rebranded betrayal as a “strategic realignment event.” Nothing personal—just business realizing its full potential.
• Regulatory Capture-as-a-Service: Don’t fight the regulators—become them. Our turnkey solution lets you write the rules you pretend to oppose.
Why It Works
“The genius is in the packaging,” our Siren-in-Chief explained. “We sell the revolution while building the cage. By the time customers realize they’re the product, they’re too invested to leave. It’s the ultimate sticky product.”
Testimonials From Our Partners:
“I used to waste time worrying about ethics. Now I just follow the money. My stress levels are down 80% and my portfolio is up 400%.”
“The ‘dark forest’ narrative was perfect for user acquisition. Who knew ‘freedom’ could be such an effective marketing funnel for control?”
Special Offer:
For a limited time, we’re offering our “Ethical Bypass” package—complete with pre-written apologies for when the community realizes what’s happening.
McDarkAge™ - We’re not destroying the future, we’re just monetizing its funeral.
About McDarkAge™: We turn your principles into profits and your dreams into revenue streams. After all, if you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu.
Disclaimer: McDarkage™ accepts no responsibility for loss of soul, dignity, or the creeping realization that you’ve become everything you once mocked. All moral compromises are final. No refunds.
Until next time, TTFN.
Got your PDF reg Mike, Patrick. I hope you are well pal.
Are you still quietly on X?
It's a snake pit.